Its the year 2041 and i now work for Sony Entertainment's development branch, i also have two kids and a wife.
I wake up to the sound of yelling and jumping, i can only assume its my kids so i reach over and grab my Sony Ipad22 (Yes Sony owns Apple now) and touch the app that lets me yell at them from anywhere. So after i've stopped them from making all that noise i look over at my wife who of course has her Sony noise canceling headphones so she didn't hear a thing (huh women) good thing i'm responsible. Anyway next i clap my hands and three of the new Sony Robocons come into the room and say, "What can we do for you sir" i told the first robot to help my kids get ready for school, i told the second one to cook breakfest, then i told the last one to carry me to the bathroom get my toothpaste ready and start the shower. After my shower i go to my Holographer which can make it look like your wearing any type of clothing when you could actually be wearing just a plain white shirt and some blue jeans. So once i'm dressed i get on my floor and i say floor go to the kitchen and my floor moves me from my room to the kitchen. I get to the kitchen to some nice Robocon food and make sure my kids are ready for the day because i can't let my robots do everything for me. At 9:15 my Sony Holowatch displays a picture of the weather outside and the traffic on the airways. At 9:30 i have my Robocon carry me to my Ford LightSpeed which has the new technology that allows me to fly to work. So i get the car started then i set it to autopilot so i can watch the news on my internal Sony Holotelevision. When i get to work i scan my eye so that i can get into the building then i walk to my desk and plug myself into the system. To example its a plug that we put into our heads that lets us work at double the speed; after a hour of work the day is done and i'm get to go home. But before that i want to stop by the Waltarpublix store, it has everything and you by everything online and its delivered to your house in two hours so much for small stores right? So i make my way home and due to all the harm done to the Ozone back in 2011 the day ends at 12 o clock. I walk into my house have my Robocon make dinner eat with my family then let my Robocon carry me upstairs give me a shower and carry me to my bed where i go to sleep.
If this is how life is going to be in the future, people are going to be very lazy! I like your ideas though. They are creative.
ReplyDeleteLmao yeah maybe. As i was writing it that's kind of the same thing i was thinking.
ReplyDeleteLOL, it can't be as simple as you explain. I mean c'mon!! How do you function, You can't be carried around everywhere!! Just kidding, I like your ideas, they are pretty sweet.
ReplyDeleteThis seems like a pretty bright future! I'm liking all the creative ideas, even though it seems as if it would lead up to very lazy students and society lol
ReplyDelete2 kids and a wife... lol. You're lazy man. But this would be the life.
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